Productive at work

"I am a god Hurry up with my damn massage In a French-ass restaurant Hurry up with my damn croissant"

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:38:40 -0400

“I am a god
Hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissant”

- Kanye West, proving that yes, there IS such a thing as being so rich that you have to make up stuff to be outraged over.

drawnfromlife: For all you awesome dads who’re doing the...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:31:30 -0400

drawnfromlife:

For all you awesome dads who’re doing the same

My Father’s Day cartoon for this year

… And then there are those times when all the preparation...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 04:51:15 -0400

… And then there are those times when all the preparation in the world is of no help!

thedailywhat: Prank Artist of the Day: Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:36:33 -0400

thedailywhat:

Prank Artist of the Day: Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie Witness News Goes to Coachella

You’ve probably never heard of these Coachella-goers’ favorite bands, because they are too obscure to even exist! In the latest segment of Jimmy Kimmel’s “Lie Witness News,” concert-goers at this year’s Coachella music festival are caught pretending to be fans of made-up band names, including our favorites “Get the F**k Out of My Pool,” “Regis and the Philbins” and “The Chelsea Clintons.”

My band’s debut album: Alter Ego’s ‘Osheem...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 09:49:00 -0400

My band’s debut album: Alter Ego’s ‘Osheem Asha’

Hey all, I’m beyond excited to announce the release of my band’s debut album “Osheem Asha.”

You can buy physical CDs from us, digitally download from a whole host of places (Amazon, iTunes, CDBaby, Google Play) , stream on Spotify or on our website — OR get the app! Check out alterego-music.net for details or the trailer below.

Happy listening!

It’s Teen Tournament week on Jeopardy and these were the...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 19:43:44 -0500

It’s Teen Tournament week on Jeopardy and these were the categories!

9gag: I has a bear Quite likely the cutest thing you’ll...

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 07:31:46 -0500

9gag:

I has a bear

Quite likely the cutest thing you’ll see today

"New Year’s Day—Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions...."

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 01:16:06 -0500

“New Year’s Day—Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink, and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever. We shall also reflect pleasantly upon how we did the same old thing last year about this time. However, go in, community. New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls, and humbug resolutions, and we wish you to enjoy it with a looseness suited to the greatness of the occasion.”

- Mark Twain

"The trouble with making too many New Year’s resolutions is that if you stick to them, you..."

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 01:13:09 -0500

“The trouble with making too many New Year’s resolutions is that if you stick to them, you could become impossible to live with”

- Tony Zarro

Funny that Amazon Video on Demand considers Thomas & Friends...

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 08:36:08 -0500

Funny that Amazon Video on Demand considers Thomas & Friends “Action & Adventure”

9gag: Best shirt ever for babies #9gag #christmas

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 00:12:31 -0500

9gag:

Best shirt ever for babies #9gag #christmas

Lonely rain drop

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 12:11:57 -0500

Lonely rain drop

The best headline/byline combo ever!

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 02:26:10 -0500

The best headline/byline combo ever!

Freedom Project: Operation Hope The documentary I worked on for...

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 13:22:47 -0500

Freedom Project: Operation Hope

The documentary I worked on for more than a year will air on CNNI and cnn.com this weekend. Apologies to my international friends who’ve been bombarded with this promo. Even I got sick of seeing myself on TV at least 4 times every hour. (And I have a healthy ego!)

Doodle of the day: Thanksgiving Edition

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:39:47 -0500

Doodle of the day: Thanksgiving Edition

"I have never understood why anyone would roast the turkey and shuck the clams and crisp the croutons..."

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 09:00:18 -0500

“I have never understood why anyone would roast the turkey and shuck the clams and crisp the croutons and shell the peas and candy the sweets and compote the cranberries and bake the pies and clear the table and wash the dishes and fall into bed when they could sit back and enjoy a hamburger.”

- Author unknown

I’ve been working on this documentary for almost two...

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 10:11:12 -0500

I’ve been working on this documentary for almost two years. And it’s finally airing early next month!

Election night at CNN’s Atlanta HQ: More than GE catered...

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 05:46:12 -0500

Election night at CNN’s Atlanta HQ: More than GE catered dinner or the barista or the balloons, I liked these custom made cookies

Election night at CNN’s Atlanta HQ: Editors discussing...

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 05:44:44 -0500

Election night at CNN’s Atlanta HQ: Editors discussing coverage plans

Election night at CNN’s Atlanta HQ: Control room

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 05:43:38 -0500

Election night at CNN’s Atlanta HQ: Control room